CIA: “Facebook Is Truly A Dream Come True”

Posted by: Hatem Jarad

The onion news network published a report talking about CIA invention of Facebook program as it dramatically cuts the agency’s cost and calls Facebook “Reason we invented the internet”.

This is part of the Deputy CIA Director, Christopher Sarinsky speech about Facebook:

“After years of secretly monitoring the public, we were astounded so many people would willingly publicize where they live, their religious and political views, an alphabetized list of all their friends, personal emails addresses, phone numbers, hundreds of photos of themselves, and even status updates about what they were doing moment to moment. It is truly a dream come true for the CIA.”

It’s true about how people socialize and share their daily personal data. CIA uses this advantage plus the applications on Facebook and the features it provides such as “suggested friends” that allows the agency to goes deeper into your network and that they considered it as “It is truly a dream come true for the CIA”.

As you should know that “Mark Zuckerberg” codenamed by the CIA as ”The Overlord” as an agent!!

True as CIA invention of  their program “Facebook” and “Mark Zuckerberg” saved the government millions of dollars as the program dramatically cuts agency’s cost dropping other programs like Twitter.

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2 Responses to “CIA: “Facebook Is Truly A Dream Come True””

  1. Charlotte says:

    The Onion is a WELL-KNOWN PARODY news-site based in Austin, TX.

    This is a JOKE. Please look up the definition of SATIRE.

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